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“QUOTABLE QUOTES” April 19, 2008

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v     TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS

 

v     CHOOSE YOUR LOVE, THEN LOVE YOUR CHOICE

 

 

v     YOU CAN TELL A CHILD IS GROWING UP WHEN HE STOPS ASKING WHERE HE CAME FROM AND STARTS REFUSING TO TELL WHERE HE IS GOING.

 

v     THE ONLY TIME MY HUSBAND IS RIGHT IS ONLY WHEN HE ADMITS HE IS WRONG

 

 

v     OUR FIVE SENSES ARE INCOMPLETE WITHOUT A SIXTH… A SENSE OF HUMOR

 

v     TODAY IS THE TOMMORROW YOU WORRIED ABOUT YESTERDAY

 

 

v     RESULTS ARE WHAT YOU EXPECT AND CONSEQUENCES ARE WHAT YOU GET

 

v     NEVER INSULT THE ALLIGATOR “TILL AFTER YOU HAVE CROSSED THE RIVER

 

v     NEVER DO ANYTHING YOURSELF THAT OTHERS CAN DO FOR YOU

 

v     YOU CANNOT SHAKE HANDS WITH A CLENCHED FIST

 

v     HE WHO LAUGHS LAST DIDN’T GET IT

 

v     IF YOU EDUCATE A MAN, YOU EDUCATE A PERSON. IF YOU EDUCATE A WOMAN, YOU EDUCATE A FAMILY

 

v     DON’T BE SO HUMBLE, YOU’RE NOT THAT GREAT

 

v     IF IT WEREN’T FOR A WOMAN, MEN WOULD  STILL BE WEARING LAST WEEK’S SOCK

 

v     WHEN YOU GROW OLD, YOU LEARN MORE

 

v     GIVE MAN A FISH AND HE HAS FOOD FOR A DAY; TEACH HIM HOW TO FISH AND YOU CAN GET RID OF HIM FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND