The Pinoy sense of humor never fails to amuse me especially when it comes to business names. Here is a list of off the wall business names only in the Pinas. Have a laugh! =)
Alabank (rural bank of Alabang)
Anita Bakery
Babalik Karinderia
Bote Nga Sa’Yo (used bottle shop)
Candies Be Love? (Candy store)
Christopher Plumbing (plumbing contractor)
Caintacky Fried Chicken (in Cainta Rizal)
Cinna Von (a laundromat)
Cleopata’s (bakahan and manukan)
Crispy per Minute (crispy pata eatery)
Curl up and Dye (beauty salon)
Doris Day and Night (24hour eatery)
Elizabeth Tailoring
Fagoofyt (a children’s hair salon @ J. Elizalde Ave. in BF Parañaque)
Felix the Cut (barber shop)
Fernando Pe’s Box Office Hits (video rental shop in Busuanga Palawan)
Goldirocks (sand and gravel shop)
Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in the 70’s)
Holland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho)
Poland Hopia (next door,owned by Mr. Po in China Town)
Leon King Video Rental (Las Piñas)
Let’s Goat Together (kambingan cum beer garden)
Maid To Order (maids placement agency)
MacDonuts (donut shop)
Mang Donald’s (burger joint, Naga City Plaza)
Meating Place (meat shop)
Meatropolis (meat shop)
Memory Drug (a Mercury Drugstore clone)
Miki Mao (noodle eatery)
Saudia Hairlines (beauty salon)
Side Saki (side street eatery beside Mandarin Hotel)
Sophisticut (unisex hair salon)
Susan’s Roses (flower shop)
Sylvestre’s Salon
TapSi TurBi (tapa and sinigang, turon and bibingka)
The Fried of Marikina (fried chicken shop)
The Way We Wear (boutique)
Wrap and Roll (lumpia outlet, Quad Makati)
Sylvestre’s Salon
So macho yet so… well, it’s so gay hahahah!